February 2012
22 posts
¡Oh que la!
canadians: american people are so annoying
british: american people are so annoying
chinese: american people are so annoying
french: american people are so annoying
americans: we are so perfect
mexicans: America is a continent, chingao!
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Ted Mosby Parenting
It’s ok to tell your children about all the women you slept with (and that’s a lot) and all the women their uncle slept with (that’s even more). They should know about drunk one night stands, drinking early in the morning every day of the week, dating a married woman, getting a tramp stamp while drunk, making sex tapes, underground gambling with russian gangsters, stealing...
“Whatever inspiration is, it’s born from a continuous ‘I don’t know’.”
– Wislawa Szymborska, from her Nobel Prize acceptance speech
