Aleph Contradictoire

Ted Mosby Parenting

It’s ok to tell your children about all the women you slept with (and that’s a lot) and all the women their uncle slept with (that’s even more).

They should know about drunk one night stands, drinking early in the morning every day of the week, dating a married woman, getting a tramp stamp while drunk, making sex tapes, underground gambling with russian gangsters, stealing a lion’s head from a new york city landmark, setting up a bar without permissions, taking over a bar without permission among a lot of other things.

But they must never know you smoked marijuana and think you just ate a lot of sandwiches.

Via (@manchita)

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